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Shel Hoffman President / Broker / Realtor®
Mobile: (612) 209-1425 | shel@hoffmanparkin.com
As the founder of Hoffman Parkin, Shel has a long track record of accomplishments in the real estate industry. Since 1973, Shel has been involved in numerous projects ranging from large high-profile towers to boutique loft developments. Shel's extensive background and experience provides the firm and its clients a broad vision as well as a unique ability to capitalize on pioneering sales in emerging markets. |
Affiliations & Accreditations >>
Licensed Broker & Sales Agent - State of MN
Natl Assoc Realtors (NAR)
Mpls Area Assoc Realtors (MAAR)
Bachelor of Arts & Bachelor of Science - Augsburg College
Minneapolis/St. Paul Magazines top 100 "Super Realtors"
Preferred Partners >>
Closets & Storage - Ellner's | Saratoga Closets
Window Treatments - Ellner's
Interior Painting - Paul Lunderby Custom Interiors (612) 226-0665
Remodeling Contractor - Bill Brandt, BBC Branson, (612) 366-7647 | Crawford Merz, Wayne Anderson
Title & Closing - Margueritte Cutchey, International Closing Services
Mortgage - Rick Fitzgerald, Residential Mortgage Group RMG
Inspections - Dennis Lash, (612) 729-6973
Electrician - Collins Electric
Lighting - Sue Worsham, Lappin Lighting
A/V Systems - Enhanced Home Systems - (952) 941-5289
Flooring - Anderson Ladd | Schaefer Hardwood Floors
Homeowner Insurance -
Staging - Staging by Sonja
Shel-Isms >>
It is an understatement to say that Shel has a way with words. His ability to describe complex
situations in choice linguistic snippets is uncanny. Here are just a few of the many zingers
(we call them "Shel-isms") from the grand master himself:
“He was Crustier than a loaf of bread”
“The good lord stands behind the eager beaver”
“That meeting was like herding cats”
“She was as tough as a Cobb”
“We don’t want to break our pick on that”
“We're within a chip shot and a short putt”
“Just as fine as frog hair”
“She’s as happy as a little wombat”
“Advertising in this market is like fishing in the dead sea”
“We are the Brookings Institute of Real Estate”
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